Today me and my two best friends went to Thorpe Park and I got to ride my favourite rollercoaster twice, and basically threw ourselves around on rides all day; so it was a good day. Then as we were walking back to the car, a seagull shat RIGHT ON MY FACE; and even though it was fucking disgusting, we were all killing ourselves laughing. Mandy even ended up on the floor we were laughing so hard. We had to ask some people if they had any tissues and it was so fucking embarrassing because I’m standing there with fucking shit on my face.
I’m just thankful I didn’t manage an Ashley Young and got it in my mouth because that would NOT have been funny at all.
Photos available on request.